And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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