Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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