Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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