now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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