How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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