You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so let's talk penis.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I understand Curling. That high.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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