Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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