the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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