Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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