I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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