Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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