Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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