Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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