I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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