That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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