Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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