i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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