She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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