She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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