And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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