I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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