It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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