i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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