I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Come see our sink grown plant.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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