I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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