After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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