I only kidnapped one of them. chill
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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