I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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