he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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