he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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