I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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