oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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