Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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