Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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