i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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