You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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