For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
