i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm too high and old for this...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
