Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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