yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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