I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
