It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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