everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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