Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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