Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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