I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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