Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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