...so i touched it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
