I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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