We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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