i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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