Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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