How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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