Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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