what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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