Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
